What the hell….
Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.
Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
Peter “I did not come back from the dead for this” Hale